Eric KofmanYou have 535 Unanswered Prayers in Your InboxDamn it, I just got back from another vacation with no internet service and now I’ve got 535 friggin’ new prayers to sort through in my…Mar 20, 20185Mar 20, 20185
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Eric KofmanBrunch time on ValenciaIt is brunch time on Valencia when we leave Neighborhood Thrift to embark on the journey back to our new apartment. Brunch time on Valencia…Jun 1, 2015Jun 1, 2015
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