One week in swearing

Friday 12:05 PM

Motherfucker

I opened a new tab in my browser and forgot why


Friday 1:01 PM

God damn it

I just wrote 300 words for a post and actually they are all wrong and useless


Friday 1:03 PM

God damn it

Trouble thinking of a word


Friday 2:06 PM

Fucking stupid

Insulting CMS


Friday 3:30 PM

Fucker

Insulting CMS


Friday 7:45 PM

Fuck, shit, fucking a

Can’t login to Xbox Live


Friday 7:56 PM

Jesus fucking christ

Can’t load a save without first logging into Xbox Live


Friday 8:37 PM

Fuck

Takeout is late


Friday 8:45 PM

Fuck

No particular reason


Friday 9:02 PM

Motherfuckers, motherfuckers

Takeout order was lost


Friday 9:36 PM

Fuck, fuck man

Self-loathing


Friday 9:46 PM

Holy fuck

Explaining to the cat that it is cold outside


Saturday 12:43 PM

Jesus christ

Heard an ad for fantasy e-sports on a podcast


Saturday 2:24 PM

Fuck

Video games


Saturday 2:28 PM

Fuck you, fuck

Video games


Saturday 3:48 PM

Fuck

Videos games


Saturday 9:53 PM

Fuck

Video games


Saturday 10:30 PM

What the fuck

Video games


Saturday 11:33 PM

Fuck

Video games


Saturday 11:49 PM

Fuck off

Roomba unexpectedly turns on


Saturday 11:49 PM

Fuck you

Roomba does not turn off when I press its button


Sunday 12:14 AM

Motherfucker

Standing up


Sunday 12:27 AM

Fucking a

Video games


Sunday 10:58 AM

Shit

No particular reason


Sunday 4:55 PM

Fuck, fuck you, fuck

Video games


Sunday 7:46 PM

Fuck, fuck

Video games


Sunday 7:51 PM

Fuck yeah

Video games


Sunday 8:57 PM

Fuck, damn it

Video games


Sunday 9:19 PM

Fuck

Buffering


Sunday 9:21 PM

Son of a bitch

Buffering


Sunday 9:27 PM

Motherfucker

Mistook accidental pause for buffering


Sunday 9:31 PM

Fuck

Scared for a character on a television show


Sunday 9:32 PM

Jesus

Reacting to television


Sunday 9:39 PM

Holy fuck

Reacting to television


Sunday 9:57 PM

Fucking christ

Responding to character on television


Sunday 10:43 PM

God damn it

Video games


Sunday 11:59 PM

What the fuck

Yelling at cat


Monday 12:04 AM

Fuck it

Can’t find laser pointer


Monday 9:41 AM

What the fuck

Webpage won’t load


Monday 10:46 AM

Fucker

Bug in CMS


Monday 1:06 PM

Fuck

Accidentally changed workspaces on my Macbook


Monday 3:36 PM

Fuck, fuck

Accidentally agreed to the tunes TOS that I’ve been dodging for months


Monday 7:47 PM

Fuck

Cut a bagel poorly


Monday 9:05 PM

Son of a bitch

Thought I may have cut myself with a steak knife I was washing


Monday 9:43

Fuck, fuck

Can’t remember a chord progression


Monday 11:15 PM

Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker

Video games


Monday 11:39 PM

Son of a bitch

Video games


Tuesday 6:50 PM

Fucking shit

Video games


Tuesday 6:59 PM

Motherfucker, jesus

Video games


Tuesday 7:24 PM

Fuck this game, fuck this game

Video games


Tuesday 7:39 PM

Fuck you

Video games


Tuesday 10:40 PM

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

Accidentally unpaused video game


Tuesday 10:43 PM

Son of a bitch

Video games


Tuesday 11:49 PM

Fucking christ, fuck you, go to hell

Roomba engages


Wednesday 6:59 AM

Fuck

Alarm is about to go off


Wednesday 8:08 AM

Fuck

Should not have laid back down and now have to get back up


Wednesday 10:06 AM

Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it

Making a GIF


Wednesday 10:57 AM

Fuck

Writing a headline


Wednesday 3:00 PM

Damn it

Cut together a GIF in the wrong order


Wednesday 8:30 PM

Motherfucker

No particular reason


Thursday 8:08 AM

Fuck

Realize I put my keys in an unusual place in order to remind myself of something but can’t remember what that is


Thursday 8:20 AM

Fuck

Looking for something but forgot what it was


Thursday 8:20 AM

Jesus christ

Trip over Roomba


Thursday 8:21 AM

What the fuck, where the fuck

Can’t find my headphones


Thursday 12:08 PM

What the fuck

Trouble uploading images to CMS


Thursday 12:47 PM

What the hell

Trouble making a GIF


Thursday 12:57 PM

What the fuck

Still having trouble making a GIF


Thursday 1:01 PM

Fuck, fucking shit, motherfucker

Missed a typo in the headline of a post that went up half an hour ago


Thursday 6:10 PM

Fucking a

Can’t remember credentials for an account


Thursday 6:47 PM

Jesus christ

Finally guess password


Thursday 6:49 PM

Fuck, fuck, motherfucker

Realize someone has taken a box that has something in it I still need to ship


Thursday 7:45 PM

Fuck

Need to login to Venmo before I can use it


Thursday 9:45 PM

Fuck, fucking shit

Volleyball


Friday 9:01 AM

What the fuck

Mistype computer password


Friday 10:04 AM

Damn it

Accidentally closed browser tab


Friday 12:58 PM

Fuck

Remembered an email I forgot to respond to days and days ago

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