Local Driver Blamed For 20 Car Pileup After Staring At Woman In Yoga Pants

While this article was written in jest, I do think a discussion needs to be had on yoga pants. They really do show EVERYTHING. They make it hard not to look; to stare. I mean, I’m not blind. I’m a man with eyeballs.

Before yoga pants, women would wear sweat pants, or just pants, or slacks, or God forbid, a skirt or even a dress. But with the advent of “the most comfortable thing EVER”, all women wear the dreaded yoga pant. And it’s distracting as all Hell.

Maybe if there was such a thing as modesty, then maybe we could avoid some of these disastrous pile-ups.

Just sayin’.

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