3 Signs Republican and Democratic Parties Have Switched Places
Judging by this crazy election season, it seems like something wacky’s afoot in the land of elephants and donkeys. Have the carnivores become the herbivores and vice versa? (It’s possible donkeys and elephants are both omnivores I really couldn’t say — it’s immaterial.) On with the list!
1. American Exceptionalism — always “the last refuge of the scoundrel” as Han Solo said, this gem is an old Republican standby that’s been picked up by the liberal team like a loose fumble. Take it in for a TD kiddos! Didn’t you always really like the kid who told everybody he was the best and most popular boy in class?
2. Red Baiting—this old saw has been dragged out of the closet more times than Tom Cruise, as anyone who saw an action movie made in the 1980s can attest. As for Ruskies digging around in ‘Merca’s PCs like Ivan Drago in Maverick’s panties? Could be bullshit, who knows? As our favorite bleach blonde boy toy Julian Assange says, the DNC was hacked like 12 times so it’s anybody’s guess how wikileaks got the info! Hint: obama2008: not strong! Weak!
3. U-S-A chants — as we saw from the supreme-o El Douche’s convention speech, this one’s still an elephant favorite too, but hey fellahs, spread that love around! Want to protest Black site renditioning scumbag motherfucker Leon Panetta? Best not do it at the DNC! And hey bonus points guys! This clip has ALL THREE!!!
Not mentioned: Trickle-down Economics, Free Trade, War Profiteering, Global Imperialism.
