PinnedErin A RossinSlackjawWe’re Looking For A Rockstar For This Low Impact High Stress RoleIf you can’t handle the (spread)sheets, get out of the office.Oct 1110Oct 1110
PinnedErin A RossinSlackjawHow I Learned to Love My Breasts Even Though One Is A Horcrux For VoldemortEveryone has something they feel self conscious about. Maybe it’s cellulite on the thighs or love handles that won’t go away with exercise…Oct 26, 202267Oct 26, 202267
PinnedErin A RossinSlackjawI Will Not Be Attending My High School Reunion. And No, This Isn’t About The Hot Dog ThingWhen I graduated high school in 2012, I felt everything you’re supposed to feel when you’re 18 and a chapter closes — sadness that the way…Dec 6, 202220Dec 6, 202220
Erin A RossinThe HavenMary Oliver Quotes Reimagined As Sabrina Carpenter Nonsense OutrosThat’s that me soft animal of my bodyAug 82Aug 82
Erin A RossinSlackjawMy Bachelorette Party Will Be Different Because I Plan To Cheat On My FiancéCheck the Google Doc for more details chica!May 1930May 1930
Erin A RossinSlackjawI Am Moving To New York City To Pursue Crying Full TimeI have big dreams and even bigger tears.Mar 2929Mar 2929
Erin A RossinThe Belladonna ComedyHey Little Lady, Did You Know You Just Made A Joke?The audience laughing was probably just a coincidence.Nov 9, 202312Nov 9, 202312
Erin A RossinThe HavenThe “Commercially Viable” Movies A24 Just GreenlitFinally! Audiences will now have movies with punching.Oct 17, 20233Oct 17, 20233
Erin A RossinThe Belladonna ComedyQ4 Top of Mind: Carole And I Had Our First Date Night Since The BabyWe circled back to the days of easy sensuality.Oct 9, 20235Oct 9, 20235
Erin A RossinThe Belladonna ComedyAs Your Next President, I Will Get To The Bottom Of GaylorI am humbly serving my Gaylor constituents, and I promise you this is the only thing they care about.Jul 11, 20232Jul 11, 20232
