Erin Donovan
Sep 12, 2017 · 7 min read

11 People You Meet in Hell — A listicle for the recently bereaved

photo by Pham Khoai

In April 2015, my mom died in a car accident. It was horrible and if you can avoid it at all, I strongly recommend doing so.

As I went through the process of planning her funeral, cleaning out her house and figuring out what my life was going to be like without her, I couldn’t help but notice… people really say some terrible things to you when bad things happen.

An experience like this really gives one insight into the spectrum of people’s inability to cope with traumatic and awkward situations. Here is a brief introduction.

1. Competitors at the Sad Olympics

Oh man, no matter what has happened to you something so much worse has happened to them! Or to someone they know, or to someone they heard about, or to someone they vaguely scrolled by once on Facebook.

You can spot these people by the fact they never shut up.

2. The Feelings Police

Actual experts in psychology will tell you grief is complicated. But don’t tell that to people who are already dead on the inside!

These are the people who will try to make you feel like a terrible person if you’re doing anything other than shopping for black veils or throwing yourself onto a coffin. Any coffin! Aren’t grieving people supposed to be sad!

No one gets to tell you whether you’re grieving “correctly”. You’re allowed to have good and bad moments. You’re allowed to not cry when you don’t feel like crying. You’re allowed to be in shock. You’re allowed to feel everything. You’re allowed to feel nothing. You’re allowed to laugh at random stuff. You’re allowed to take a minute and not think about death at all.

3. Dismissers and Minimizers

Dismissers and Minimizers are incapable of emotional intimacy or sitting in discomfort, so they will try to shoehorn you back into ‘being normal’ as quickly as possible. There is no platitude too empty or dumb for these folks.

Here’s a few of my least favorites:

“Time heals all wounds!”

“God doesn’t give you more than you can handle.”

“When a door closes a window opens.” (Doesn’t this mean someone is going to have to climb through a window to leave their present situation? Who wants to do that?)

These are verbal acts of cruelty serving only to get the speaker out of their own feelings of powerlessness. People can be uncomfortable for two minutes and not die. It’s really not a big deal.

4. The “Well, At Least!” Brigade

Literally, any statement that starts with “Well, at least…” does not need to be said aloud. Ever. Just don’t do it. This applies to every context and every situation — every single crappy human experience that has ever or will ever exist. Don’t say it. But definitely not when someone has just experienced a major loss.

Empathy is not a finite resource. My only response to people who “remind” me there are starving children around the globe is, “you don’t seem like you’re doing much for them either. Get out.”

Side note: I totally “Well, at least…” myself all the time. “Well at least my mom didn’t suffer long” “Well at least she had good insurance.” It’s fine for you to “Well, at least..” yourself once in awhile. It’s part of rationalizing this radical loss you have experienced.

But no one else gets to say that to you. Ever. For any reason.

5. Vultures

Another empathy-impaired sect who love to glom onto anyone else’s tragedy to perform their own, completely fake, humanity.

These will be the people you barely know who are so aggrieved for you. At first you might think, ‘oh no, maybe they lost someone in a similar way?’ but upon further conversation you’ll realize… No, this person has no one they legitimately care about in this world. They’re just Blanche DuBois’ing all over you.

These are the people keeping Nancy Grace in business. They love spectacle and celebrity tragedy and the weight of the entire world in tiny, bite-sized increments. If you’re feeling charitable you might say to yourself, ‘here is a person living in a constant state of fear and anxiety that needs new information that meets them at the level their brain is already operating at’. Other times you might think, ‘wow, this human troll is actually incapable of real human connection, get away from me!’

It’s complicated.

6. Ennoblers

These people want to put you on a pedestal (or lock you in a suffocating glass box) and talk over you whenever things get too messy. They will use words like “resilient”, “gracious” or “brave” while shushing you.

You’ll see this one a lot around horrific acts of violence. Why do so many reporters ask someone who recently had a loved one murdered if they forgive the killer? Who is that for? Who is that serving?

You don’t need to ‘behave’ for anyone.

Also, resilience is something you develop after a loss. Not what you have during the worst of it.

7. The Paying Audience

These people show up and expect you to Perform! Your! Sadness!

They will ask insanely probing questions or they want the really grisly details of your loved one’s death. These people have some sick need to watch you fall apart.

8. Happy Morons aka the “Huh, Did Something Happen?” contingent

Nothing in this world that has happened to someone else could even approach how interesting every banality of their lives are. These are people who would go to a child’s funeral and talk endlessly about their new fad diet.

Sometimes these people can be nice to be around (for short periods) because you can temporarily forget anything bad has happened to you. But long-term exposure to people this self-obsessed might wind up making you feel isolated or that your pain isn’t serious.

Luckily, the cure for these people is simple. The nanosecond you mention that you need to talk about what you’re going through, they will vanish. No conflict necessary.

9. Hallmark Baby Birds

People who love to dispense glib inanity in times of crisis. It’s not as invasive as some of the aforementioned types, but it’s like they’ve only learned how to relate to other human beings via greeting cards and fortune cookies.

I hesitate to even call these people out because I think this behavior largely stems from being awkward. But it’s my list, and sometimes awkward people just need to get over themselves.

Here’s an example… I’ve had so many random people tell me that ‘[my] mother would be so proud of me for how I’ve handled all this.’ Four things, 1. Do I know you? 2. There’s just no way that’s true. Look at how mean I’m being! My mom would put soap in my grown mouth if she saw any of this! 3. My mom is a pile of ashes, I don’t think she’s feeling actually feeling anything these days. 4. I actually prefer that people not vomit banalities directly into my face, but thank you for saying that.

10. Huggers

Maybe this is a little severe, but I firmly believe uttering the phrase “Can I get a hug?” should be an executable offense.

11. The “Weren’t You Not Even That Close?” Truthers

It hurts because it’s true, but that’s not the point. When someone dies you’re not just grieving for all the good times, you’re grieving for the inability to make things better. You’re grieving all the things you meant to say, all the questions you meant to ask, and all the things you meant to apologize for that are now just frozen in the amber of being sort of crappy.

A word to the ‘allies’ reading this, did something in this list resonate with you and maybe make you feel hurt, ashamed or embarrassed? Don’t worry… on the web, no one can hear you squirm. Just know that hurting someone’s feelings inadvertently, is still hurting someone’s feelings and stop doing it. Apologize if you did something particularly egregious, but know that any grieving person has dealt with many of these situations. Part of the slog of grief is how unprepared you and everyone else is for it.

A word to my grievers, a lot of these garbage reactions are so baked into our culture that whenever possible we should try to be kind to people who are inadvertently terrible. People who show up and are uncomfortable but making themselves available might be given the benefit of the doubt.

This is different from people who are terrible and say terrible things during terrible times because they are terrible at their core. Learning to sort out what kind of bad behavior you cannot allow in your life and what needs to be forgiven is complicated but necessary work, even when not grieving.

It’s tricky to figure this out but trust your instincts. If you can avoid being around people who make you feel worse, do so. If you feel mad at everyone for not being perfectly attuned to your mess, take a breath, write in a private journal, go for a walk.

If everyone and everything is unbearable, you might be experiencing depression. Which is awful to go through, but is a normal part of the process and is treatable. I hope you have the resources you need to support you in difficult times.

Erin Donovan is a documentary film producer based in New Orleans. She’s currently writing a memoir. Connect at:

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