Erin Grace BurnsThe Confederacy, Charlottesville, and California“The past is never dead. It’s not even past.” -William FaulknerAug 16, 2017Aug 16, 2017
Erin Grace BurnsUlysses (S.) GrantLast week, we presented the sad, sad presidency of Andrew Johnson. This week, we present the sad, sad presidency of Ulysses “’Sam’-to-his…May 4, 2016May 4, 2016
Erin Grace BurnsinCommander in CheeseAbraham LincolnToday, on a Very Special Edition of Commander-in-Cheese, we honor the man who started it all: Great Emancipator, Rail Splitter, Ancient…Apr 20, 2016Apr 20, 2016
Erin Grace BurnsinCommander in CheeseJames BuchananToday is Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day. As we contemplate the beauty of people uniting around grilled cheeses across the country (more on…Apr 19, 2016Apr 19, 2016
Erin Grace BurnsinCommander in CheeseFranklin PierceNow that we’ve properly saluted the roster of current presidential wannabes — who today battled for Wisconsin, America’s cheesiest state —…Apr 6, 2016Apr 6, 2016
Erin Grace BurnsinCommander in CheeseHillary ClintonCommander-in-Cheese’s final candidate for the 2016 presidential election has been in the limelight for so long we’re amazed she hasn’t…Apr 1, 2016Apr 1, 2016
Erin Grace BurnsinCommander in CheeseDonald TrumpDonald Trump is the human equivalent of shotgunning off-brand Cheez Whiz.Mar 24, 2016Mar 24, 2016
Erin Grace BurnsinCommander in CheeseBernie SandersIt’s Super Tuesday Jr. today and fresh on the heels of voting,Mar 23, 2016Mar 23, 2016
Erin Grace BurnsinCommander in CheeseMarco RubioPound the alarm! Commander-in-Cheese continues to explore our current field of presidential candidates with neoconservative Nicki Minaj fan…Mar 10, 2016Mar 10, 2016
Erin Grace BurnsinCommander in CheeseJohn KasichIt’s Super Tuesday, y’all! In theory, the results from today’s primaries and caucuses will weed out the candidates whose campaigns are…Mar 2, 2016Mar 2, 2016
