Text and Drive, You Die. Drink and Drive, You… Lose Your License?
Ryan Hussey
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I think I audibly laughed the first time I read “Drive Sober, Get Pulled Over.” Really? THAT’s what you’re going with?!

The only thing I think that tops it was a distractingly-placed PSA on the highway that read:

“Distracted Driving Kills”

The irony of reading the sign while driving certainly did kill me.