by Ernio Hernandez

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“My schedule is just nuts.”
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“Wait, do you mean an actual murder?”
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“Can we just not chirp?”

art by Ernio

All artwork by Ernio Hernandez © 2020 All rights reserved.

Ernio Hernandez (ernio.com) is a writer, artist and optimistically just bought a 2021 planner. His work has appeared on Electric Lit, Weekly Humorist and The New Yorker. (Licensing via Cartoon Collections.)


by Ernio Hernandez

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Once in second grade, my teacher made a big deal about me coming up to her desk.
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If we ever had any trouble spelling a word, we could walk up and ask. She’d write it out for us in our notebooks.
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It was well into the school year and I had yet to make that trip.
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Whatever pride I felt in the fuss she made was short-lived after I learned how to spell that deceptive word that finally broke my streak…
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Lap

art by Ernio

All artwork by Ernio Hernandez © 2020 All rights reserved.

Ernio Hernandez (ernio.com) is a writer, artist and a superfluous speller. His work has appeared on Electric Lit, Weekly Humorist and The New Yorker.

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Follow @ernio_art on Instagram
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by Ernio Hernandez

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The U.S. with no P.S makes → (zero ¢)
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I worked at the post office (alongside my mom) during college.
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I can tell you firsthand the mail is relentless. It’s far from a perfect system, but
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The Post Office is… Forever

art by Ernio

Ernio Hernandez (ernio.com) is a writer and artist — and former postal worker. Alas, my work has been featured in Electric Lit, Weekly Humorist and The New Yorker.

Recent work:

Baked Potato: A Meal? in Four Acts | Birthday Dread | Bug

About

Ernio Hernandez

Writer-Artist ✍ Contact: ernio.com →in New Yorker: http://bit.ly/NYernio Find @ernio_art →on Instagram: http://bit.ly/eh-art License →via CartoonCollections.com

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