12 pictures of Steve Mnuchin looking like he’s holding on to the best secret ever

Earnest Pettie
Jul 29, 2017 · 3 min read

The very first time I can recall having seen a picture of Secretary of Treasury Steve Mnuchin, it was immediately obvious to me that it looked like he was holding on to a great secret that he wanted to share with people but just couldn’t. Every time I saw a picture of him after that, I couldn’t help but see it through that lens. This, folks, is the secret I’ve been holding on to for months that was too good not to share. Thus I offer up this gallery in hopes of convincing you that Steve Mnuchin is holding on to an amazing secret that he just can’t share with us, yet.

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Perfectly normal human here, holding on to a perfectly irresistible secret.[/caption]

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Should I tell Donald? Nahhhh, this secret is all Stevie.[/caption]

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I’m the only one here who knows it![/caption]

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MY leaps are sealed![/caption]

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You can ask me twenty questions, and you’ll still never figure it out![/caption]

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It doesn’t matter how much you tickle me, I’ll never tell![/caption]

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Ah-ah-ahhhh, you’re gonna have to do better than that if you wanna beat The Mnooch![/caption]

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You thought your question was a gotcha, but it was a gimmie! Still not telling.[/caption]

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Nope! Not even close, but keep guessing. This is fun![/caption]

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Your feminine wiles won’t work on me! I’ll never tell![/caption]

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Must. Not. Tell. Secret.[/caption]

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What do you mean, “You look like you’re hiding a secret?” I’m just sitting here looking completely normal![/caption]

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