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Frozen veggie tales

Bert Bean was so tired of being a lima. He grumbled about it to everyone. His friend Bob. His wife Betty. And even the twins, Billy and…

Apr 23, 2024
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Frozen veggie tales
Frozen veggie tales
Apr 23, 2024
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Didn’t Nobody Give A Shit What Happened to Carlotta

So as a little bit of backstory, I came across this list of the five funniest books of 2023. One of the books was- Didn’t Nobody Give a…

Apr 15, 2024
Didn’t Nobody Give A Shit What Happened to Carlotta
Didn’t Nobody Give A Shit What Happened to Carlotta
Apr 15, 2024

Check it

I walked past the bold signs in red and black. They screamed at me in all caps. EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE MUST BE CHECKED! I mean, I get it. For…

Apr 7, 2024
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Check it
Check it
Apr 7, 2024
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The Liar

This is a lie I’ve told before. In fact, I’m telling it now. The woman across from me is misting up and mere seconds away from tentively…

Apr 2, 2024
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The Liar
The Liar
Apr 2, 2024
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The fates

“Not again, Zelda! You do this every time. Aren’t you bored of it yet?” Zelda sniffed in a slightly offended way. “I don’t see why it would…

Mar 31, 2024
The fates
The fates
Mar 31, 2024

The sidekick

I discreetly rolled my eyes. There he was, Captain Amazing trapping the bad guy in his freezing laser. It was a cool gadget to have and…

Jul 3, 2023
The sidekick
The sidekick
Jul 3, 2023

Sarlacc pit

In honor of May the 4th, I thought I would share a strategy that I came up with this year. I find it works brilliantly and I really wish…

May 4, 2023
Sarlacc pit
Sarlacc pit
May 4, 2023

Frozen

She floated above herself and settled upon the man at the corner of the bar. She liked his look. The long sleeve button down shirt, the…

Apr 17, 2023
Frozen
Frozen
Apr 17, 2023

The Robin to my Batman

Once upon a time, as all good stories begin, there was a girl who had opened her entire heart to a boy that she trusted more than anyone…

Apr 9, 2023
The Robin to my Batman
The Robin to my Batman
Apr 9, 2023
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No one’s fault

It wasn’t our fault. We were all just doing our best to get our tired, sticky, cranky kids to the car because it was way past dinner time…

Mar 13, 2023
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No one’s fault
No one’s fault
Mar 13, 2023
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Kristin

Kristin

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I'm just a girl in the world. That's all that you'll let me be.

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