Evan JacobsThe Insane Clown Posse Are Sane Proponents of Thomas Kuhn’s Paradigm TheoryNOTE: This is a reprinting of an article I wrote eight years ago that has since been scrubbed from the internet. It’s some of my best work…Aug 1, 2018Aug 1, 2018
Evan JacobsOpinion: Now Is Not the Time to Talk About the Texas-Sized Asteroid Hurtling Toward EarthLast night, the Chinese city of Shanghai was destroyed by a piece of Dottie, the deranged lone-wolf asteroid hurtling toward Earth. This…Oct 4, 2017Oct 4, 2017
Evan JacobsSo You Want to Make a Joke About Ted Cruz And PornWhen Ted Cruz’s Twitter account liked a pornographic video post from another account on September 11th, he presented the world with what…Sep 14, 20171Sep 14, 20171
Evan JacobsHow to Report People on Twitter Without Wanting to Quit TwitterIf you’ve spent a second on Twitter, you’ve had the experience of having someone tweet something at you so unbelievably bigoted you begin…Aug 2, 20173Aug 2, 20173
Evan JacobsHere’s Hoping A Great White Shark Eats Michael Phelps and The Discovery Channel Cancels Shark WeekI don’t actually hope the first part of this title, but I’m certainly not happy with Michael Phelps right now, and much less so with The…Jun 19, 2017Jun 19, 2017
Evan JacobsA Jew Tells You Why It’s Good Someone Punched a NaziRichard Spencer is one of the leaders of the white supremacist movement and the monster who coined the term “alt-right.” While Spencer was…Jan 23, 2017Jan 23, 2017
Evan JacobsNine Reasons Rogue One Wasn’t Good (Spoilers)Bona fides: I am a life-long Star Wars fan. I really disliked the prequels but still saw each about ten times. I also disliked the Clone…Jan 4, 2017Jan 4, 2017
Evan JacobsHow to Feel Better After This Election (But Just a Little Bit)The worst day of my life was March 30th, 2015, when my mother suddenly died after an eleven-week battle with cancer. November 9th, 2016…Nov 15, 2016Nov 15, 2016
Evan JacobsDonald Trump’s Actual Wedding Vows to MelaniaNote from the editor: Recently an anonymous source provided me the actual transcript of Donald Trump’s wedding vows to Melania. I present…Oct 12, 20162Oct 12, 20162
Evan JacobsEvan’s Cranky Writing Corner: How Not to Use “Decimate”Stop using the word “decimate” right now. Every time I hear it it decimates my heart. That is, it reduces my heart’s size by a tenth…Oct 6, 2016Oct 6, 2016