…o understand the nature of the monad you must first expand your mind enough to accept its enormity. You must take a lot of drugs, so many drugs that learning Haskell seems like a good idea. Learn Haskell, and learn it well enough to truly, thoroughly hate it.
…sets waiting. You will try out words like bisexual, queer, dyke, and “labels are for canned goods.” You’ll realize that other people will always define you by the person you’re fucking, and learn to not put much stock in definitions.