Esme RylanOn An IslandAnimal Crossing: New Horizons was released on March 20, 2020. I’ve played it every day since. And I can’t imagine a day when I won’t play…Nov 12, 2020Nov 12, 2020
Esme RylanSome Thoughts on the Diablo Immortal BacklashIt’s entirely possible this game will be a microtransaction-laden mess. NetEase’s reputation does not bode well in this respect, and early…Nov 5, 2018Nov 5, 2018
Esme RylanDark Souls Remastered: It’s Still Dark Souls!I’ve spent a little more than a week playing Dark Souls Remastered, and I’m now close to the end of my first playthrough- I still have to…Jun 4, 2018Jun 4, 2018
Esme RylanSome Thoughts About Avengers: Infinity War (SPOILERS AHEAD)The running gags are the best part of the film. A few examples:May 6, 2018May 6, 2018
Esme RylanFifty Shades Freed is Capitalist Lifestyle PornSo my sister and I saw Fifty Shades Freed at an afternoon matinee today because we’d watched the first two movies and making fun of them…Feb 25, 2018Feb 25, 2018
Esme RylanNow I Remember Why I Loved DishonoredDeath of the Outsider, the standalone sort-of-DLC follow-up to Dishonored 2, is selling for 50% off on the PlayStation Store at the time…Nov 27, 2017Nov 27, 2017
Esme RylanWhen A Dark Age Comes, Hold The Light InsideIt’s no secret that I wasn’t a fan of Mark Frost’s The Secret History of Twin Peaks. Hell, I wrote two articles on here about how…Nov 2, 2017Nov 2, 2017
Esme RylanHow I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love PvPIf you follow me on Twitter, you know I’ve never been a huge fan of multiplayer games in general. Even when I play games that are designed…Oct 26, 2017Oct 26, 2017
Esme RylanGet Off the StageBack in 1990, Morrissey released a B-side that expressed his belief that aging rockers like Mick Jagger and Keith Richards should call it…Sep 24, 2017Sep 24, 2017