The minimalist smugs are a smug ahead of the rest of them.

One time a smug young man at a party lectured me on the evils of gentrification. “It’s such a tricky problem,” I agreed. “Not for me,” he said. “Oh? Why? Where do you rent?” “I don’t,” he told me proudly. “I squat!”

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