“tell a snooty waiter that I want a replacement or I won’t pay”

yes well I was young and what I did instead was timidly point out the rotten tomatoes. the waiter just shrugged and when the bill came, the salad was included. I paid without protest, but clearly I’ve never gotten over it.

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