How to be like Steve Ballmer
David Barnes

This is actually brilliant. I thought it was link-bait at first, then saw it in Versioning. And it’s so true. No one can be Steve Jobs. And if you weren’t awed by Jobs you could see the asshole he was to so many people. I can’t imagine Ballmer being that much of an asshole in public. He isn’t a genius, but he knows screaming at strangers isn’t what decent people do. BTW, I am an Apple fanboy writing this on my MacBook Pro with my iPhone beside me and an iPad in the other room. Just sayin’, cause, you know, Hitler will come up in the comments soon.