Ethan FergusonThe Mythical Start of AdulthoodMy adult dentist had a patient backlog going back months, so I became a child again. The age of majority is different in many cultures. For…Aug 22, 2021Aug 22, 2021
Ethan FergusonWhy There Are No Fake Shutters on MarsHave you ever walked around a neighborhood comprised of McMansions? If you peer at the second story of such a monstrosity you might see an…Aug 21, 20211Aug 21, 20211
Ethan FergusonIn Defense of WaspsOnce, I jogged by a Chick-fil-A on a Sunday. I was of course disappointed that they wouldn't open the store just for me. As I was running…Aug 21, 2021Aug 21, 2021
Ethan FergusonThe Falling TideThe best piece of advice I ever heard from a high school math teacherAug 21, 2021Aug 21, 2021
Ethan FergusonThe Elevator’s PitchWhen you use an elevator, your only concern is going from the floor you are currently on to the floor you want to be on. The elevator on…Aug 21, 2021Aug 21, 2021
Ethan FergusonThe Case Against Giant Purple OctopusesHypothetically a group of rowdy yet creative teenagers vandalizes your house by spray painting a giant purple octopus on your fence. You…Aug 21, 2021Aug 21, 2021