Halloween costumes that are hard to explain

The man who hates all generalizations

The man who didn’t get the reference

A man who will leave the party at 8pm sharp

A man dressed up as himself

A girl who was told that she can be anything that she wants to be

A teenager with zero followers on social media

A writer who obsesses about the differences between “-”, “–”, and “—”

A social media influencer

A woman in the costume of existential crisis

A failed standup comedian who can’t find a better use for his time than to come up with obscure Halloween costumes



Failed standup comedian, making a living as a copywriter. He’s very skillful in writing about himself in third person and plans to write a novel in this style.

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