At Lehman Brothers, we believe that just because you can’t afford a house, doesn’t mean you can’t afford a house. We make it our mission to give you the money you need and if you can’t pay it back don’t worry. We’ll keep some of it in a Crown Royal bag, take it to Vegas, then win even more of it back at the $20 blackjack table. It’s fine, we have a system.
Here at Google Glass, we firmly believe that people, deep down, at their cores, want to look like they’re in a 1980s movie about the year 1999.
Hello and welcome to Hollywood’s own Walk the Talk, high-end fashion camp for kids! We’re very excited to have all our little fashionistas, fashionistos, and fashionistheys! We plan on having a great summer together so below are rules and guidelines our campers must adhere to at all times.
Age Requirements: Campers must be 6–10 years old to attend Walk the Talk. Five years and under is a little too young for the strenuous schedule of activities and classes, while older than 10 but not already a successful fashion designer means your career is already over. Re-examine your life.
EXT. FADE IN ON A NIGHT SKY, THE CAMERA PANNING DOWN TO REVEAL A TRUCK DRIVING ALONE ON A HIGHWAY.
A NARRATOR WHO SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE SAM ELLIOT BEGINS A VOICE OVER
The road to greatness, isn’t always paved.
Cut to footage of the same truck but a different color driving across a bumpy gravely trail.
When things get tough, you need a truck of equal or greater amounts of toughness.
Cut to close up footage of hands on a steering wheel in a truck in motion.
Introducing the all new Dodge Ram 5500 Subdivision.
Footage of the truck…
I’ll never forget the day my parents told me there was no Santa Clause, and that they were happy to meet me.
Here are some other hard truths.
Me: Oh hey Insomnia, whats up?
Insomnia: Not much, whatcha doin?
Me: Just trying to go to sleep
Insomnia: Thats cool, hey what was up with how that barista looked at you today?
Insomnia: Nothing, its just, like, when you went to get your coffee, you were looking at the coffee, and then you went to look up at her to say thanks, and then you made eye contact, and she immediately looked down and to the right.
Me: She did?
Insomnia: Yeah like, immediately.
Me: I don’t think that means anything.
Insomnia: Yeah… but it…