Evan SchmittA Review of Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling — I Swear.“I used to eat pie here.”Aug 10, 2019Aug 10, 2019
Evan SchmittChad is a Dog Now.ONE. Chad was not at all surprised when he woke up Monday morning, he had turned into a dog. He first noticed something was different when…Apr 10, 2018Apr 10, 2018
Evan SchmittSUE: an essay about closure and a T-Rex.I remember being a kid at my Nana’s house in the early 90’s. It was Easter and Del Shannon’s “Runaway” was playing on my Walkman. I had a…Feb 23, 2018Feb 23, 2018