Vegas, Vegas

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Nov 3 · 2 min read

So Vegas has Paris. It’s got New York. What the Strip needs now is a Vegas themed casino.

Inside Vegas, Vegas you’ll find a miniature version of all the best and brightest parts of Vegas. The “Welcome to Vegas” sign, the whole zip-lined downtown experience, and the Strip lined with mini versions of all the other casinos. The Bellagio (with mini water show), Mandalay Bay (with mini wave machine), Paris (with mini Eiffel Tower), New York (with mini Statue of Liberty). Neon signs flashing everywhere.

People could say they saw all the best Vegas has to offer, but without all the walking. There could even be miniature cabs, driving people up and down the mini strip, so even less exercise.

Of course there’ll also be a mini Vegas, Vegas inside, too, but it’ll actually be a restaurant, with dishes named after all the casinos. When you order the Vegas, Vegas meal, it’s a whole Russian doll thing: turducken for the main course, cherpumple for dessert.

And when you bite down into the last bite of your Vegas, Vegas dinner, your tooth will clang on something unexpected. What’s this? Oh just a tiny plastic you, 3D printed on-the-fly using photos and scans of your body, sneakily captured while you were waiting for your table. Stamped on its foot, in the smallest possible writing, it will say, “Greetings from inside your Vegas, Vegas meal, at the Vegas, Vegas restaurant, in the Vegas, Vegas casino in Vegas, Nevada, USA, Earth.”

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