Evan ZelnickConfession: I Played Alexander Skarsgard’s Penis in “Big Little Lies”It was hard.Aug 6, 2017Aug 6, 2017
Evan ZelnickHell is a Standup Comedy Open MicBut like a pyrophiliac soaking in the firey pits, it’s the kind of blistering pain we beg for.Jul 18, 2017Jul 18, 2017
Evan ZelnickDead People Make More Money Than MeLots of ’em. And it’s starting to piss my ass off.Apr 27, 2017Apr 27, 2017
Evan Zelnick“Sister, Sister” Might Come Back = I Might RetireSimply put, I just won’t have time for anything else anymore.Apr 19, 20171Apr 19, 20171
Evan ZelnickI Had A Sex Dream Co-Starring Erika JayneYou may know her as the stunning, leggy, multi-talented singer-dancer-actress-real housewife currently strutting her sexy stuff across the…Apr 17, 2017Apr 17, 2017
Evan ZelnickNew Intel Suggests Aging May Lead to DeathIt’s happening. Studies have been conducted. The research has been amassed. And, hang on to your hosiery — you could be next.Feb 12, 2017Feb 12, 2017
Evan ZelnickEverybody’s Wrong and your Onion Pi SmellsJust to get this out of the way — I’m wrong! Having said that, I’ve got an excuse — I’m stupid.Jan 25, 2017Jan 25, 2017