Vlog Day 032 – Today’s vlog is invisible.
Feb 23, 2017 · 2 min read
- Say what now? I think you’re taking these concepts a bit far…or maybe better to say you are stretching this concepts a bit thin.
If your vlog doesn’t exist in video format, then by definition it doesn’t exist.
- I understand that but we don’t have time now to deal with your preconceived notions of reality…
- They are not notions, they are facts.
- Are you aware that there is a scientific profession dedicated to studying weather our reality is actually real or weather it is a simulated experience, created by others to study us?
- No I didn’t. And by the way, it’s distracting when you misspell things because it ruins the flow.
- I didn’t misspell anything.
- Yes, you did. You misspelled “weather” just a moment ago.
- Indeed I did, but that was on purpose! Weather’s been strange lately, no? Unseasonably warm.
- Yes it has but this isn’t going to work. You’re all over the place. I need to speak with someone. A little more coherent.
- Oh I see. You know, i ve had this problem before…
- What problem?
- You. I mean, the way you think. It’s claustrophobic, by the book.
- Of course it is, that’s what keeps everyone functioning…rules and boundaries…otherwise we’d live in total chaos.
- Chaos. Today’s episode will not be in video format. Did you catch on that each dot represents a change of character? We’re really getting «out there» with this conceptual stuff.
- See, no one is going to enjoy this if there are simply no rules and you keep making things up as you go along.
- I’m not making anything up…so far, it’s all true.
- Do you enjoy being this annoying? You’re a smug bastard I’ll tell you that. Impossible to get along with.
- Hey, you. How are we going to end this?
- It’ll end when it’s over. The writer will let us know.
- But I’m done for now, I want to take a break.
- So take a break, it’ll do you some good. I’ll take over and finish this bit. Why don’t you go ahead and get out of here.
- Thanks bud, I’m just so drained…
- Say no more, you can go.
- Thanks, I owe you one.
- So that, ladies and gents is another somewhat conceptual approach to solving my problem tonight. I couldn’t use my computer or make noise, so I had to find another way. And this was it. Did you even make it this far? If you did, say «strawberry banana» to me next time you see me. That way I’ll know you know I know I told you so. Thanks for watching, it’s all in your head.
Hugs,
Edmond
