Let’s get back to the basics of why I started all of this.

Every time I have sex with a guy he always asks if I’m going to write about him in my blog and let me tell you…I wish I could. I wish I could tell you guys every time I have sex with someone new, or if the person I’m sleeping with decided to say something creepy, or even tell you guys when something amazing happened, but sadly I can’t. If I want any hope of having a positive relationship someday, I unfortunately have to keep a lot of secrets. Lucky for you tho I figured out a way to tell you a few things that have happened in the past couple months without going in to detail. Here we go.

-I had sex with a 6’3 man with the penis the size of my pinky.. If we call that sex? It was more of a massage for my vaginal opening. Lol

-I was fingered by a man with extremely long finger nails and felt like I was being stabbed the entire time.

-One of the two above kept his boxers on the entire time.. have fun guessing which one that was.

-I was pushed up against my shower wall and dominated…*swoon* that one will stick with me in a good way.

-One guy had me confused on whether or not we were having sex or if he was actually trying to murder me.

-My kitten bit my foot while I was masturbating and totally ruined the mood.

And last but not least,

-Pretty sure one of the guys farted during sex and I could taste it, but it was way to uncomfortable to bring up. Let’s just say I wasn’t gagging because he had a big dick.

Love is the answer. But while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

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