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·Nov 22, 2019

The Shittiest Plane Ride Ever

Do not pass gas. Do not collect 200 frequent flier miles. — I’m 30,000 feet in the air and I’m 75% sure the guy next to me has shit his pants. At least once. As recycled air — that’s almost entirely farts now — washes over me, it’s got me re-thinking my decision to always get a window seat on red eyes…

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The Shittiest Plane Ride Ever
The Shittiest Plane Ride Ever
Ed Voccola

Ed Voccola

Writer of TV. Watcher of Mannix.

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