Evan AllgoodBattle of the Blurbs[Editor’s Note: To promote her experimental debut novel, Our Proprietary Furies, author M.T. Wells enlisted two of America’s most prominent…Jun 19, 2023Jun 19, 2023
Evan AllgoodThird Eye Blind Finalizes the Lyrics to “I Want You”There will be no regrets when the worms come,Jan 16, 20191Jan 16, 20191
Evan AllgoodinSlackjawWelcome to Our Website, Which Is but a Husk of Our AppPardon the wait; we don’t get many visitors to the website these days. Most folks head on over to the app, seeing how it’s a utopia.Oct 11, 2018Oct 11, 2018
Evan AllgoodinSlackjawDemocratic Leaders Revise Ocasio-Cortez's PlatformRemember that to win a general election, one must engage the broadest possible swath of geriatric white people.Jul 13, 2018Jul 13, 2018
Evan AllgoodinSlackjawRules for Using Cast-Iron CookwareCongratulations on acquiring your first piece of cast-iron cookware, presumably as a wedding gift or in a drunken two a.m. Amazon spree.Jun 25, 20188Jun 25, 20188
Evan AllgoodinSlackjawI'm Creating a Special Task Force to Study the Dog in Our Bed CrisisYou win, honey. I have read the dozens of adverse event reports you keep texting me, and I hear you.May 22, 20188May 22, 20188
Evan Allgood8 Simple Ways to Optimize Your BroodSo you want to be sad in a sexy way? Join the club.Apr 11, 2018Apr 11, 2018
Evan AllgoodinSlackjawHope Flips“Exiting Trump officials get tepid response on job market” — The Hill headlineMar 30, 2018Mar 30, 2018
Evan AllgoodinSlackjawI Am a Comedian Who’s Bombing and That Is On You, the AudienceIt’s now painfully clear that you, comedy show attendees, just don’t want to laugh.Mar 21, 20182Mar 21, 20182