Eileen WittiginListen: WhateverTaylor Swift’s Albums Are the Stages of a Breakup, and “Reputation” Is Stage AngerIf you’ve been broken up with lately, 1. I’m sorry, they’re probably a jerk, and 2. Taylor Swift has got you covered for your Break Up…Nov 11, 2017Nov 11, 2017
Eileen WittiginListen: WhateverMy Favorite Drug, CaffeineI told my non-coffee drinking boyfriend I was going to bring caffeinated tea with me when I visited him to make up for the lack of coffee.Sep 29, 2017Sep 29, 2017
Eileen WittiginListen: WhateverMarketing Isn’t Evil, It Makes Things PrettyThink about the things you keep on hand. It’s a lot. Furniture of some kind, clothes, shoes, blankets, some form of communication, some way…Aug 22, 2017Aug 22, 2017
Eileen WittiginListen: WhateverWhat Your Music Streaming Service Tells People about YouThere are two questions that label you more harshly and permanently than any others. They are: “Apple or Android?” and, “What do you use to…Aug 22, 2017Aug 22, 2017
Eileen WittiginListen: WhateverBBQ Wins over RiotsWith the warm weather seemingly hitting us in the South for good, protest season is upon us — there was a leisurely anti-Trump protest…Aug 22, 2017Aug 22, 2017
Eileen WittiginListen: WhateverThe Millennial Guide to Saturday MorningsSomewhere between 9am and noon, you finally give in to the sunlight that’s escaped the world outside your window and rested selfishly on…Aug 22, 2017Aug 22, 2017
Eileen WittiginListen: WhateverHow to Cook When You’re a Busy Millennial with No MoneyCooking can be a scary thing. There are a lot of things to keep track of, there are sharp knives, Gordon Ramsay is in your head telling you…Aug 22, 2017Aug 22, 2017
Eileen WittiginListen: WhateverHow to Make Your Editors Actually Like YouAs a Very Professional Editor, our* job is basically to make you, the writer, not look stupid. Expectedly, there is a large range of…Aug 22, 2017Aug 22, 2017
Eileen WittiginListen: WhateverBe a Rebel. Read a Book.It’s Peak Reading Season: too hot to go outside, too lethargic to do much inside, no holidays coming up for a while. Polls and anecdotes…Aug 21, 2017Aug 21, 2017
Eileen WittiginListen: WhateverSociety Will Carry On, Despite All Our InventionsPeople these days, staring at their screens all day,” some grumble. “We don’t have the deep, personal relationships we used to. Everyone…Aug 21, 2017Aug 21, 2017