writer, director, human
My sperm are slow.
I don’t mean ‘slow’ as in ‘not very smart’. My sperm are probably whip-smart with an impressively high IQ and sharp wit — if I do say so…
If anyone tried to tell me I would be having Thanksgiving dinner — alone — at a Waffle House in a Confederate flag waving North Georgia town than the apartment building I last lived in New York City, I would have told them they were full of something