A Rockstar’s Handbook To The Venta Airwasher

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“I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame. I’d even cut my hair and change my name. ’Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and live in hilltop houses, drivin’ fifteen cars. The drugs aren’t needed and the air is clean. We’ll all be healthy, no more allergies. And we’ll hang out at the coolest bars, tell the VIP’s ‘to get their air washed. Every good gold digger’s gonna wind up there, hanging ‘round with us ’cause we got pure air. Hey hey, I wanna be a rockstar. Hey hey, I want a Venta Airwasher!”

Okay, LOL, so maybe those aren’t the actual lyrics! Sorry, Nickelback, we linked your real song in the quote (We love it!). But, you’ve gotta admit that the little tune is quite catchy and definitely merits the attention of anybody who “wants to be a rockstar.” You might not understand the correlation, but, I’m gonna break it down for you and give you the rockstar’s handbook to the Venta Airwasher.


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Ever heard of the term “Vegas Throat” ? That’s what entertainers reference when they have to perform in very dry areas with extremely low humidity. This causes a huge strain on the voice, and if in that area too long (such as overnight), your voice might become scratchy, raspy or even croaky. Yikes!

That’s why the Venta Airwasher is amazing because it perfectly balances and purifies the air, never over-humidifying like standard vaporizers or ultrasonics. It works to full hydrate the body (and condition the voice) from the inside out! No need to gulp down a 6 pack of Ice Mountain before your show LOL, you can say good bye to “Vegas Throat.”


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As a musician, you likely spend a great investment in your instruments! After all, they’re part of your bread and butter. What’s a Fall Out Boy song without the sick guitar solo? What’s a The Killers song without the boomin’ drums on the hook? Right.

Making Music Magazine had this to say about the matter : “ When moisture is sucked out of the wood, it is left brittle and can easily crack. This is especially true for finely built acoustic instruments. For example, with a string instrument, the wood will shrink, causing the top and back to concave and eventually crack from the pressure of pulling against the braces.” Venta Airwashers work to provide the perfect moisture balance in the air so as to keep your precious instruments around a very long time!


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Got a super lit concert tonight and a client meeting tomorrow morning? No worries ;-) ! The Venta Airwashers help you to sleep better and increase comfortableness in any environment, including your bedroom. When it’s time to go to bed, you can have clean, better breathable air with a whisper quiet machine. The airwasher works in silence so that it doesn’t disturb you when you are resting! That way, you can be wide awake for your morning tasks. Whether you’ve got school, a second job or just more responsibilities, you’ll have the vigor you need to accomplish them without a sleepy eye.


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Although the performance and rehearsals might be oober live as a musician, there are a lot of other times that require you to be able to sit down, concentrate and be productive. This could be crafting that new song, coordinating with venues/clients/other artists or making business decisions for you and your team.

Venta Airwashers create “smart air.” This is optimally pure, balanced, beneficial air that helps to energize, encourage concentration and productivity with users. Unlike traditional humidifiers, airwashers do not fog up or over heat your space, nor do they release any visible fumes that could irritate or distract you!


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You’ve got producers to pay, venues to book, tours to plan and autographs to sign! Does it seem like you have ANY extra room in your time or budget for non-necessities? No? Because you don’t.

Venta Airwashers provide a 10 year warranty! That means for a decade, you don’t have to worry about missing shows due to an unfit voice, losing valued instruments to overly dry or moist air or making those long trips to the store to continually repurchase low quality humidifiers or excessive amounts of allergy medications. What does that mean? It means with a one time investment, you can save thousands of dollars in budget, and countless time. That extra money and extra time could much better be spent rewarding your hard work with a 5-Star “Rockstar Retreat.” Sounds better, huh? Yeah, we know!

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