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Calling Your Ugly Baby “Cute” Is An Insult To Dogs Everywhere

So you had a baby. Up until now you’ve clothed him. You’ve received books and dolls and other toys for him in exchange for currency even though he would rather play in dirt/poop/bags of flour. You even gave him a dumb nickname and let him sleep in your bed.

Up until now we’ve tolerated the Facebook and Instagram posts and the fact that you’re terrible at…

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