College Nicknames

I have this running bit where some phrase will come up in conversation, something like “Dirty chai”, and I’ll say, “Coincidentally, ‘Dirty Chai’ was my nickname in college.” It’s usually something that sounds like it would have a completely insane story behind it. I encourage you to try this at home.

Here are some other phrases that I’ve claimed were my college nickname:

  • White Chocolate
  • Short Plate
  • Golden doodle
  • Blintz torte
  • Black Mamba
  • Salted nut roll
  • Smooth G Mango
  • Dark and Fancy
  • Wild blueberry tub
  • Toxic chicken

I think I claimed that “toxic chicken” was someone else’s college nickname. That one and “The Greek Salad”.

Aside: I actually had several nicknames in college, none of which are repeatable on a family website.

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