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2016 Cybersecurity Report (for Pizza Only)

Introduction

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9 min readJul 11, 2016

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As consumers in an increasingly complex hellworld, we must entrust far more companies and individuals with our personal data than our cash-only ancestors did. If you’re like me, you probably swipe your debit or credit card several times a day without really thinking about it and log yourself into websites and services more frequently than you realize. It’s just how we operate now, for better or worse. I’m not smart or weird enough to go totally off the grid, so instead I must cope.

Over the weekend I realized that I had bought pizza twice. For the first one I entered my card online and the second time I swiped my card in-person at a point-of-sale system. In order to avoid thinking about the fact that I was having pizza twice in 2 days, I began thinking about where my personal data was actually going and decided to look into the cybersecurity of pizza.

These are just pizza places. Who cares?

Certainly a pizza place doesn’t have the same kind of target on its back as, well, Target. Or a bank or health insurance provider. But being a less-attractive target doesn’t mean you won’t get yours — CiCi’s Pizza experienced a massive point-of-sale data breach earlier this year, and in Maine, Portland’s local OTTO Pizza inadvertently exposed 900 customers’ information in 2014 — despite being PCI-DSS compliant.

Something often overlooked in cybersecurity reporting is that criminals don’t just target banks, governments and huge businesses — that’s Hollywood. Movies would be pretty boring if some guy was just uploading malware onto POS systems with a flash drive. The reality is, any business using and storing customer data — which is to say, basically all businesses — should be considered at-risk of being targeted. A credit card number taken from a corner pizza place is exactly as valuable as one taken from a well-prepared international retailer or what-have-you, and it’s probably significantly less risky for criminals to collect.

How was this report created?

Web security is far more nuanced than just looking for the padlock before typing in your information. That’s a good general rule, but it’s far from the be-all-end-all. Where I work at UpGuard, we’ve built a security scoring mechanism called CSTAR. (I’m not selling anything, it’s free.) We test every website we know about on the internet continuously for a wide variety of factors and security features. Then we grade it and roll it up into a single value from 0 to 950, like a credit score. It’s all based on objective data — these scores are not our opinions. Higher scorers are better configured and probably better prepared to deal with attacks than those with low scores. (Cool fact: There are other companies doing something similar and charging thousands of dollars per site checked. We give it away for free because we like the internet.)

Now, it is true that several of the websites listed in this report have no online ordering features and aren’t much more than a static pizza menu and phone number. For them, web security may not be as directly pressing, but the state of their web server may be indicative of their overall attention to detail as a business. Most of the security features we check cost nothing and are fairly quick to implement, so if a given company’s revenue hinges on their website in any way there’s really not much of an excuse. In short, if your site is bad: c’mon, man.

I used DMOZ to find national, regional and otherwise notable pizza chains and fed their URLs (around 200) into our CSTAR web scanner. DMOZ is an open, user-edited dictionary of websites. It’s also definitely incomplete so if your favorite pizza place isn’t present, just run a CSTAR scan yourself. I’m not your dad.

This is a simple chart showing the general distribution of scores, followed by the big list. As you can see, it’s not too hot. (Unlike pizza! Get it?)

Data (CSTAR Score, Pizza Place, URL)

342 | 241 Pizza | 241pizza.com
390 | 800 Degrees Pizza | 800degreespizza.com
447 | Anthony’s Gourmet Pizza | anthonysgourmet.com
304 | Anthony’s Pizza and Pasta | anthonyspizzaandpasta.com
86 | Antonio’s Flying Pizza | antonios.com
437 | Antonio’s Pizza by the Slice | antonioscollegestation.com
475 | Apache Pizza | apache.ie
114 | Apizza Scholls | apizzascholls.com
390 | AppleStone Pizzeria | applestonepizzeria.com
86 | Artisan Pizza | artisanpizza.ca
513 | Aurelio’s Pizza | aureliospizza.com
437 | Baraonda | baraondaatlanta.com
390 | Barbaro | barbarosanantonio.com
390 | Barry’s Pizza | barryspizza.com
390 | Basil Doc’s | basildocspizzeria.com
219 | Bay Ridge Pizza | bayridgepizza.com
295 | The Best Neighbours Restaurant | bestneighbours.ca
304 | Big Lou’s Pizza | biglouspizza-satx.com
299 | BJ’s Restaurant/Brewery | bjsrestaurants.com
304 | Blue Jeans Pizza | bluejeanspizza.com
475 | Bollo Woodfired Pizza | bollohouston.com
751 | Boston Pizza | bostonpizza.com
437 | Boston’s The Gourmet Pizza | bostons.com
437 | Bottoms Up Pizza | bottomsuppizza.com
219 | Breadaeux Pizza | breadeauxpizza.com
304 | Buck’s Pizza | buckspizza.com
342 | Bufalina Pizza | bufalinapizza.com
399 | Bulldawg Pizza, Wings | bulldawgpizzaandmore.com
409 | Burn Pizza and Bar | burnatx.com
409 | Cameli’s Gourmet Pizza Joint | camelispizza.com
390 | Chicago Deep Dish Pizza | chicagodeepdishpizza.ca
390 | Chicago Pizza and Oven Grinder Co. | chicagopizzaandovengrinder.com
399 | Chicago’s Pizza and Pasta | chicagos-pizza.com
428 | Chuck E. Cheese | chuckecheese.com
475 | CiCi’s Pizza | cicis.com
409 | Coal Vines | coalvinesoftexas.com
741 | Connie’s Pizza | conniespizza.com
523 | The Corner Grille | cornergrille.com
437 | Cottage Inn Franchise | cottageinnfranchise.com
342 | California Pizza Kitchen | cpk.com
447 | Craig O’s Pizza Cuisine | craigositalian.com
428 | Crazy Dough’s Pizza Company | crazydoughs.com
561 | DePalma’s Athens | depalmasitaliancafe.com
257 | Mozzarella Di Bufala Pizzeria | dibufala.com
743 | Domino’s Pizza Canada | order.dominos.ca
703 | Domino’s Pizza New Zealand | dominos.co.nz
735 | Domino’s Pizza United Kingdom | dominos.co.uk
877 | Domino’s Pizza | dominos.com
829 | Domino’s Pizza Australia | dominos.com.au
390 | Domino’s Pizza in San Diego County | dominossandiego.com
399 | Donato’s | donatos.com
228 | Doughboy’s Pizza | doughboyspizza.com
342 | Dough Pizzeria Napoletana | doughpizzeria.com
475 | Napoletana Pizza Ltd | enjoyfresh.net
285 | Falbo Bros Pizzeria | falbobrospizza.com
511 | Figaro’s Pizza | figaros.com
295 | Firecrust Neapolitan Pizzeria | FIRECRUSTPIZZERIA.COM
266 | Firewood Cafe | firewoodcafe.com
352 | Fox’s Pizza Den | foxspizza.com
277 | Little Caesars Pizza | franchise.littlecaesars.com
608 | Giordano’s Pizza | giordanos.com
428 | Goat Hill Pizza | goathill.com
418 | Godfather’s Pizza | godfathers.com
390 | Goodfella’s Old World Brick Oven Pizza | goodfellas.com
238 | Mr. G’s Pizzeria | gotomrgs.com
523 | Green Mill Restaurants | greenmill.com
475 | Grimaldi’s Pizzeria | grimaldis.com
238 | Grotto Pizza | grottopizza.com
124 | Gumby’s Pizza Aggieland | gumbyspizzaaggieland.com
437 | Hammy’s Pizza | hammyspizza.com
181 | Happy Joe’s Pizza | happyjoes.com
390 | Happy’s Pizza | happyspizza.com
342 | Home Run Inn Pizza | homeruninnpizza.com
409 | Home Slice Pizza | homeslicepizza.com
627 | Hometown Pizza | hometownpizza.ca
266 | Hot Lips Pizza | hotlipspizza.com
257 | House of Pizza | houseofpizza.ca
475 | Hungry Howie’s Pizza | hungryhowies.com
266 | Hunt Brothers Pizza, LLC. | huntbrotherspizza.com
437 | Imo’s Pizza | imospizza.com
208 | Jet’s Pizza | jetspizza.com
513 | Killer Pizza from Mars | killerpizzafrommars.com
428 | KonoPizza | konopizza.com
475 | La Dolce Vita | ladolcevitaathens.com
390 | Lamppost Pizza | lamppostpizza.com
656 | La Rosa’s | larosas.com
475 | Ledo Pizza | ledopizza.com
475 | Lefty’s Chicago Pizzeria | leftyspizza.com
475 | Lisa’s Fine Foods | lisasfinefoods.net
413 | Little Caesars Pizza | littlecaesars.com
713 | Lou Malnati’s Pizzerias | loumalnatis.com
390 | Ludica Pizzeria | ludica.ca
390 | Mad Pizza | madpizza.com
361 | Mamma Ilardo’s Pizzeria | mammailardos.com
428 | Mangia Pizza | mangiapizza.com
416 | Marco’s Pizza | marcos.com
162 | Mazzio’s Pizza | mazzios.com
390 | Mellow Mushroom | mellowmushroom.com
475 | Metro Pizza | metropizza.com
247 | Milano Pizza | milanoseattle.com
333 | The Mississippi Pizza Pub | mississippipizza.com
475 | Moki’s Pizza | mokispizza.com
323 | Monical’s Pizza | monicals.com
399 | Moretti’s Ristorante and Pizzeria | morettischicago.com
390 | Mountain Mike’s Pizza | mountainmikes.com
390 | Mount Athos Pizza | mountathospizza.com
342 | Chris Pizza House | mychrispizza.com
437 | Napoli Pizza | napoli-pizza.ca
428 | Nat’s New York Pizzeria | natspizza.com
304 | Nick-N-Willy’s World Famous Take-N-Bake Pizza | nicknwillys.com
219 | North Beach Pizza | northbeachpizza.com
390 | Northlake Tavern and Pizza House | northlaketavern.com
181 | Northside Nathan’s | northsidenathanslv.com
390 | Novo Pizzeria | novopizzeria.com
475 | Numero Uno Pizza | numerounopizzas.com
513 | Oggi’s Pizza | oggis.com
437 | Old Chicago Pasta and Pizza | oldchicago.com
342 | Old Town Pizza | oldtownpizza.com
513 | Olympia Pizza | olympiapizza3.com
390 | Olympic Pizza | olympicpizzahydepark.com
361 | Pasquini’s Pizzeria | originalpasquinis.com
437 | Pantaleone’s New York Pizza | pantaleones.net
428 | Papa Gino’s | papaginos.com
430 | Papa John’s Pizza | papajohns.com
689 | Papa Murphy’s International | papamurphys.com
390 | Papa Ray’s Pizza | paparayspizza.com
513 | Papa’s Pizza Place | papaspizzaplace.com
219 | Papa’s Pizza To-Go, Inc. | papaspizzatogo.com
475 | Paula | paulaandmonicaspizzeria.com
323 | Paul Revere’s Pizza International, Ltd. | paulreverespizza.com
409 | Peter Piper Pizza | peterpiperpizza.com
304 | Pie-Eyed Pizzeria | pie-eyedpizzeria.com
409 | Piece Brewery and Pizzeria | piecechicago.com
171 | Piecora’s Pizza | piecoras.com
447 | Pier 49 Pizza | pier49.com
190 | Pizano’s Pizza and Pasta | pizanoschicago.com
703 | Domino’s Pizza Belgium | dominos.be
447 | Pizza Bob’s Classic Pie | pizzabobs.ca
475 | Pizza Delight | pizzadelight.com
513 | Pizza Guys | pizzaguys.ca
190 | Pizza House | pizzahouse.com
703 | Pizza Hut Canada | pizzahut.ca
618 | Pizza Hut New Zealand | pizzahut.co.nz
877 | Pizza Hut | pizzahut.com
789 | Pizza Hut Australia | pizzahut.com.au
257 | Pizza Hut Malaysia | pizzahut.com.my
618 | Pizza Hut Sri Lanka | pizzahut.lk
513 | Pizza Hut Middle East | pizzahut.me
475 | Pizza Hut Franchise | pizzahutfranchise.com
428 | Pizza Inn | pizzainn.com
428 | Pizza Joe’s | pizzajoes.com
333 | Pizza Pit | pizzapit.com
390 | The Pizza Ranch | pizzaranch.com
238 | Pizza Shuttle | pizzashuttle.com
295 | Pizzeria Luigi | pizzerialuigi.com
295 | Pizzicato | pizzicatopizza.com
428 | Plateau Pizza | plateaupizza.com
171 | Pop Up Pizza | popuppizzalv.com
475 | Port A Pizzeria | portapizzeria.com
390 | Slice of Chicago Pizza | portaransaspizza.com
390 | Positano’s Pizza | positanospizza.com
428 | Puccini’s Smiling Teeth | puccinissmilingteeth.com
333 | Razzis Pizzeria | razzispizza.com
390 | RedBrick Pizza | redbrickpizza.com
390 | Rocky Rococo | rockyrococo.com
266 | Romano’s Pizza | romanospizza.ca
437 | Rosati’s Pizza | rosatispizza.com
435 | Round Table Pizza | roundtablepizza.com
361 | Sammy’s Worlds Greatest Pizza | sammysworldsgreatestpizza.com
304 | Savage Pizza | savagepizza.com
447 | Pizza Schmizza | schmizza.com
437 | Slice | sliceatlanta.com
342 | Snappy Tomato Pizza | snappytomato.com
437 | Sophies Pizza | sophiespizza.ca
228 | Sopranos Pizza and Pasta | sopranos-pizza.com
352 | Star Pizza | starpizza.net
371 | Stella Pizza | stellarpizza.com
342 | St Elmo’s | stelmos.co.za
494 | T. Anthony Pizzeria and Restaurant | tanthonypizzeria.com
447 | The Backspace | thebackspace-austin.com
437 | The Firewood Cafe | thefirewoodcafe.ca
352 | The Parlour | theparlourrestaurants.com
266 | Tortoricie’s Pizzeria | tortoricespizza.com
276 | Trilussa Pizza and Pane | trilussa.ca
390 | Trio’s Pizza | triospizza.com
380 | Tutta Bella | tuttabella.com
380 | Uno Chicago Grill | unos.com
418 | Valentino’s Pizza | valentinos.com
437 | Via Tevere Pizzeria | viateverepizzeria.com
181 | Via Tribunali | viatribunali.com
475 | Waldo Cooney’s Pizza | waldocooneyspizza.com
209 | Willy’s Pizza | willyspizza.ca
257 | Woodstock’s Pizza | woodstockssd.com
456 | Without Papers Pizza | wopizza.ca
323 | Your Pie | yourpie.com
437 | Zayda Buddy’s | zaydabuddyspizza.com
475 | Zeeks Pizza | zeekspizza.com

Additional Information

I am a reporter or a blogger who writes about security and I want to cite the CSTAR score for a company.

Run one-off scans at https://app.upguard.com/webscan or if you need a list of companies’ CSTAR scores, email me.

I own a website and I want to make my security better.

Take a look at the detailed scan results at https://app.upguard.com/webscan and look at test failures, then fix them. Again, I am not your dad.

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jon hendren
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