UEFA Women’s Championship 2022. A pictorial record.

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The UEFA Women’s Championship trophy. Looks like a girl’s trophy.

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England Manager Sarina Wiegman. The first person to win the Euros with two different countries. Germany deny they have offered her a blank cheque to leave England.

Photo: PA Media

“We love the smell of Prosecco in the evening.”

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Scotland. July 31st 2022. 19.33pm. You could hear a pin drop.

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Man: She shouldn’t have taken her top off.

Woman: Why, because it’s not ladylike?

Man: No. Football regulations say you shouldn’t.

Woman: You fucking nerd.

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England’s Mason Mount and Phil Foden plus some other geezer celebrate the Women’s victory. Glory hunters.