Day 1 — The Journey Begins

I’m getting out this morning after 9 am so as to wait out morning traffic. Gurjinder picks me up in a Toyota Prius and we’re soon on the 101 flying north. Gurjinder and I realize it’s Columbus Day and he soon has the Prius up to 80 MPH and is passing German luxury autos in the fast lane. He’s an aggressive and angry driver. He has no interest in speaking to me. I love him. 5 Stars.

The ride home today was equally fantastic. Brett proceeded to weave in out of traffic and regale me with stories about his BITCH EX-WIFE who was sucking him dry for alimony and child support and how he only had 14 more payments before he was free again. We laughed, we cried. 5 Stars

(Bob, why are you putting yourself through this? Why don’t you just buy a car? Read the Fat Uber Daddy Mission Statement here)

(I’m late to this party, where can I see what happened the previous days? Go here)