Song of the Nigerian software startup

Funny story
The story of the average Nigerian startup founder.
He wants your time.
She wants your mental power.
But are they gonna treat you right?
Baby girl, you'se a wonderful coder.
You deserve da best.
He won't treat you right.
She's wanting you in a cramped office 9-5
He's driving a Escalade.
You'se legging the escalator
Broke before the month starts?
You ask for a raise and they says no no no
Ask for stocks they say nein
They go asking questions about why no good devs wanna work with or for them???
Work remote and she'll say no
Morning to night be in the offiiiiiiiiiccccceeee

Baby!! Oh no! What is you doing?