2020 A-Z Television Reviews

Aishvarya Varma
4 min readJul 2, 2020

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Here’s an A-Z Summary of 26 films or TV Shows that have been the rapture for Indian and global audiences in the first half of 2020:

Atypical (TV Show) and Angrezi Medium (Film)

Atypical is allegedly arriving again only after assigning autism to award-winning anarchy.

Angrezi Medium articulates arsenic arrests and anchored affection.

Bulbbul (Film)

Bose’s bizarre brilliance in Bulbbul burst blue barbarian balls.

Choked (Film)

Choked has checked challenging chutiyapa that causes caustic calculations for catharsis.

[Chutiyapa (Neo-Hindi): Brazen negligence/Idiocy (Loose translation)]

Dispatches from Elsewhere (TV Show)

Dispatches from Elsewhere dares dread through dramatic yet docile discouragement.

Photo from Comic Venture
Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (Musical Film)

Eurovision is an excuse for Elon to expand his eclectic enterprises.

Floor is Lava (Game Show)

Floor is Lava fails fond facets fraudulently frozen from Fogg’s fables.

Better Call Saul — Season 5 (TV Show)

Ghost of McGill garners gruelling growth and gratitude.

Hollywood (TV Mini Series)

Hollywood hurls hot hunks at haute-er hypersexual honeys.

I Am Not Okay With This (TV Show)

I am not okay with this irksome & irritable idiocy.

Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich (DocuSeries)

Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich is a judicious judgement on jarring jokers jostling their junk.

Never Have I Ever (TV Show)

Kroor Kaling ne Kaki ki kahani pe kakka kiya.

[Translation: Cruel Kaling shits on my Indian aunt’s story.]

The Last Dance (DocuSeries)

Last Dance left a long lasting lisp on low-level lurkers.

The Morning Show (TV Show) and Mard Ko Dard Nahi Hota (Film)

Morning Show must be marketed for its most-moving music.

[Shout-out to Nemesis by Benjamin Clementine — Soundtrack of the Season. The show is, more importantly, a marked massacre of the male manner.]

Mahesh Manjrekar in Mard Ko Dard Nahi Hota is a mast master.

[Mast (Hindi): Jovial]

The Lovebirds (Film)

Nanjiani nerds out with naughty knots in this night-long NSA nightmare.

The Outsider (TV Show)

Outsider ousted ogres who ovulate organ-ically.

The Politician — Season 2 and Paatal Lok (TV Shows)

Politician: Payton and Paltrow are at the precipice of pure psycho-social political promise.

Paatal Lok hai paapon ki patli par pure pasand.

[Translation: Paatal Lok is the sleek but pure modus to sin.]

Queer Eye — Season 5 (Reality TV Series)

Queer Eye’s quenching quinoa quest cures a Queen-worthy quorum.

Rick and Morty — Season 4 (TV Show)

Rick and Morty roars with a real reaction to rampant requirements for recyclable recesses.

The Sinner — Season 3 (TV Series)

Surprise! Sinner Season-3 soared into supernatural surrealism starring Sartre.

Too Hot To Handle (Reality TV Show)

Too Hot To Handle tirades trauma upon turking testicles and tits.

Unorthodox (TV Mini Series)

Unorthodox understands the unknown Universal übermensch and her unehre.

[Unehre (German): Dishonour]

Vir Das For India (Comedy Special)

Vir Das for India validates a vociferous yet vivacious vanilla veil.

Warrior Nun (TV Series)

Warrior Nun will warrant wilting wonder at women in war.

Four More Shots Please! (TV Series)

Xerxes was Xenocurrency, Xenophilia isn’t.

Remember Jeh’s dog - Xerxes? What a cutie. Didn’t make a comeback.

Baby Frankenstein (Film)

YonKondy’s Younger Frankenstein yearns to be in the yearbook.

Zeenat Aman celebrates Women’s Day, 2019 | Photo Rights: Hungama
Zeenat Aman celebrates Women’s Day, 2019 | Photo Rights: Hungama

Last but not least, a love note for my Zeusian goddess:

Zillionaires, zindagi is zaalim.

Zeenat Aman — zara sa zeal could zap us in zectoseconds!

[Translation: Zillionaires, life is cruel. Zeenat Aman — a little bit (of your) zeal could zap us in zectoseconds!]

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