Thanks, guys. Thanks to forewarnings from point-type guys like you, I have managed to avoid Ikea, and also buildings that have similar, suggestive shapes. Glassy stares of men trundling large, ungainly parcels in parking lots…also a tip-off to abruptly change course.

Better a single innocent man should walk free and cheerful, and a thousand be mired in an Ikea store on a beautiful Sunday…