Lines from My Conversations With Cab Drivers in a Small Southern City

Taxi Cab Confessions!

  1. In the old days, the whole point of having a car was cat-calling the ladies. Now they seem to think it’s offensive or something like that.
  2. I was just too cold in Montreal. I told my wife, “I’m moving to Miami. If you don’t want to come with me, I understand. But I can’t take being cold anymore.”
  3. It’s better to be born a Yankee.
  4. Women are too busy looking at their phones to notice a potential good husband passing by. Look up, ladies!
  5. My son came here for school, and stayed. I don’t know why. I moved here because I love my grandkids, but let me tell you — it sucks!
  6. I can talk Southern, Northern, black, white, whatever. Sometimes, different situations call for different kinds of talking.
  7. I used to live four blocks from you!
  8. Once, I made $1,000 in one day. It’s all in the hustle.
  9. I know better than to argue with a women. I just hold my tongue.
  10. We were talking so much that you forgot to pay me.
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