A Dumpster Fire and a Garbage Person Sitting by a River
DUMPSTER FIRE: I just think it’d be nice if people came up with some new phrases to express their disgust.
GARBAGE PERSON: Yeah. Why not, like, I dunno…toilet muffin.
DF: That guy is basically liquid belch.
GP: This situation is a real pair of suck socks.
DF: A failing butthole factory.
GP: A dumb orphan shriek.
DF: A lackluster gonad goulash.
GP: A barely sentient spray bottle of stupid.
DF: Sweaty sad in the shape of dead possum dick.
GP: Jag McFlaccid heralding from Who Cares, USA.
DF: Fart yogurt with fuck you on the bottom.
GP: Grease barf.
DF: Shit goatee.
GP: Hairy corncob.
DF & GP: Pee uncle.