Jul 30, 2018When It Comes to Capitalism Twitter Ain’t Down With Brutal Honesty By Unverified Nobody’sNot that anyone on Twitter should necessarily be surprised about this or that this should be considered any level of shocking “news,” much less general “news.” But it does seem worthy enough to post for posterity in an effort to document how easy it is for Twitter to prove when…John Oliver2 min readJohn Oliver2 min read
May 11, 2016The Modern Day Republican Party is the Bastion of American Integrity and Why the Democratic Party is the Epitome of an Oozing Pus Boil on the Sphincter of SocietyIf you are viewing this piece based on the title I am going to assume one of four things: 1. You are one of the very few followers I have who have taken a liking to my political commentary and are intrigued by what sounds to be an outrageous title…Politics12 min readPolitics12 min read
Apr 15, 2016Dear Millennials — Or, On Holly Wood and the vulgarity of HollywoodSo, I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I have a bit of a fan crush on Holly Wood and I totally know the reason why: she says the things I neither have the time nor desire to speak about on the internet (if you haven’t read any of her…Millennials4 min readMillennials4 min read
Mar 7, 2016My Brother’s WitnessI’m old enough to have lived through Nixon. For those of you old enough to remember what this time was like, you know that this period in time seems like light-years from today. One of my earliest memories was me growing up on the outskirts of the hood — today…Racism7 min readRacism7 min read
Feb 20, 2016On the HillsI stopped trusting you Back when you were First Lady Habitual offender Merriam-Webster could use your likeness Simple definition of: adjective | dis·in·gen·u·ous Margaret Thatcher would be proud Neoliberal gnashing teeth Post-WWII war crimes are post-9/11 blind-eyes Intimate gallows for you and your contempt contemporary’s no more Just us justice …Neoliberalism1 min readNeoliberalism1 min read
Feb 5, 2016Martin Shkreli is Right!It takes great courage to step up to the plate and prove yourself a self-righteous fucktard-bro, and of all current fucktards, only Congress is capable of outdoing Fucktard-bro Shkreli. Doubtful you missed it, but in case you did, after his smarmy performance in front of the House Oversight Committee, Martin…Martin Shkreli4 min readMartin Shkreli4 min read
Jan 21, 2016Dear Un-‘Muricans,I am writing in an effort to keep you abreast of how crazy things have become. …Neoliberalism6 min readNeoliberalism6 min read
