Martin Shkreli is Right!

It takes great courage to step up to the plate and prove yourself a self-righteous fucktard-bro, and of all current fucktards, only Congress is capable of outdoing Fucktard-bro Shkreli.

Doubtful you missed it, but in case you did, after his smarmy performance in front of the House Oversight Committee, Martin Shkreli took to twitter posting:

As much as I desire a massive cosmic rush of negative karma comes crushing over this little man like a tsunami, he’s completely correct.

Yes, yes, I know, I am a prognosticator of thoughts. “But he’s such an evil shit,” you’re exclaiming. And he is. I fully acknowledge this.

But here’s the thing, Fucktard-bro is, at this moment, riding on the crest of neoliberalism. He is the peak manifestation of ‘WE DO WHAT WE WANT, BITCHES’ <groin thrust/crotch-chop> at its finest. Thursday’s circus in front of the House Oversight Committee was just that, nothing more than a shitty-ass two-bit circus.

We should marvel over the obtuseness of Congress in calling this hearing, as if to attempt to suggest to the American people that these “imbeciles” deeply care and are genuinely concerned over the Frankenstein they created.

Just like ISIS, Fucktard-bro Shkreli is Frankenstein. It’s as simple as that. Well, OK, certainly nowhere close to being as physically menacing as Shelley’s Frankenstein or crazy-ass ISIS when noting just how hard his big-smackin’, falsely justifyin’, look at me clownin’ in front of Congress annnnnnnnnnd…

…DOH…GO GO Fucktard-bro!

While Martin Shkreli has officially solidified himself as thee fucktard-bro poster child, I’m willing to give him a grain of compassion. For someone growing up in, as he claims, the hood of Brooklyn to parents who were janitors, upon being inculcated into a society that has successfully gone about practicing a system of ‘trickle-down we do what we want’, AKA neoliberalism, it should come as no surprise when Fucktard-bro steps under the big tent and pleads under the advice of counsel ‘D’fif, Yo’ for being exactly what his society created.

After all, it’s not like Congress didn’t open the flood gates for Big Pharma to gouge the American public. All he’s doing is taking advantage of a system that allowed him to ride on the backs of the sick, dying, and taxpayers that Congress provided him the unfettered capitalistic opportunity to do.

So when Rep. Cummings, or pretty much any member of the House Oversight Committee attempts to get all high and mighty, sitting in front of the American people lecturing some fucktard-bro like Shkreli about how he’s a monster, maybe some gang of so much holier than thou politicians should bother to look into the mirror and consider all the ways in which they lined their own pockets and screwed over its own constituency for the very same self-righteous fucktard-bro reasons.

This isn’t chemical-engineering we’re talking about here. This is basic principles of ‘we do what we want,’ in this instance, making a big show out of scapegoating, instead of actually having ever done the right thing. We’ve created this circus where Congress needs to show the American people that they’re protecting their best interests, saving them from Fucktard-bro and all the future fucktard-bros to come, because, well, that’s what you’re supposed to believe: pay no attention to the fucktards behind the curtain.

And in case you were wondering, we have no intention of going to rehab for abusing clown-crack. In fact, the Obama administration has been working for years to get TPP fast-tracked through Congress and is close, very, very close to full passage. This does not bode well when considering the fuckeduptitude associated with NAFTA and how TPP, and particularly as it relates to Big Pharma, is as healthy for you as consuming over night an industrial sized bottle of steroids and pound of meth.

So, yeah, if anyone thinks that Fucktard-bro aint gonna ride this 15 minutes of assholery out into the sunset for all it’s worth in the same manner in which the House Oversight Committee and the President, and Hillary, and pretty much every member of Congress intends, all the while tirelessly working to brush under the rug any attempt to consider themselves full fledged fucktards is tragic-comedy at its best.

Never forget ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, in the words of Martin ‘Fucktard-bro’ Shkreli and in full representation of the government and its system of ‘trickle-down we do what we want, bitches,’ “I’m not about to change who I am, ever.” ’Cause that’s what this jig is all about.