WTF?! 2 hours after publication and not a single ‘you sure do have an unconscious desire for sucking White Cock’ comment. Did stock in pharmacological stiffness suddenly go limp?

In an effort to prove the point of Murica’s love of mumbling over flaccidity, I insist on conjuring Mansplainers to rise up and swallow their proud history in representing David Brooks and all White Cock!