Liberals ipso facto want to continue improving the pursuit of happiness on an equal basis.
Val Perry
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If you’re constantly angry at successful people… You just might be a Progressive.

If you change the language to make your argument sound more credible… You just might be a Progressive.

If you think that THIS time a socialist idea just might work… You just might be a Progressive.

If you think anyone by virtue of birth needs to be treated differently… You just might be a Progressive.

If you think safe spaces are a good idea… You just might be a Progressive.

If you think going to college to get a degree in (insert minority group here) studies is a good idea… you just might be a Progressive.

If you write angry emotional arguments over an election that is already history… You just might be a Progressive.

If you believe in micro aggression… You just might be a Progressive.

And if you can’t see the humor in this… You really must be a Progressive.

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