Cheap Wonders
Jonathan Carroll
707

Mine is a $2 back scratcher bought years ago.

Perfect sharpness on the “fingers”.

When my gas stove auto-ignition went out it was the perfect length and could wedge a match in the teeth of it to light the rear oven burners.

It has the perfect curvature on one end to be the hilt of a light saber.

It’s the perfect length to be a prop guitar for those AC/DC solos.

When something’s just out of reach in your comfy reclined chair, it reaches!

Used on its side it’s the perfect length to turn off living room light from said comfy chair.

Best two bucks I ever spent.

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