Santa would face increased weight stigma. It would no longer be endearing for Santa to be overweight, and she’d probably be penalized professionally.
…n really fix all skin problems. As such, coal would then be something you get for being extra good. If you were bad, she’d make you read Goop with her.
My dad has been asking me if I want to take the red gummy vitamin or the blue gummy vitamin since I can remember. I now know that basically every interaction with my father has been a lie.