Double Gated!
Jul 27, 2017 · 1 min read

Went house shopping today. Me and Blue are trying to find the house of our dreams. Our top priorities are
- Price. Needs to be at least 1.5 million dollars. We are not gonna be living with poor folks who can only afford 1 million dollar homes. We only want to be around rich people.
- Location. Needs to be far away from everyone so that no one visits us.
- Double Gated Community.
Why is a double gated community so important? It’s more secure. It keeps our people we don’t like. And it’s a status symbol. We want people to drive up to our home and marvel and worship the double gated community home.
And besides, two is always better than one in everything. Hence double gates. The only thing that is not true about is my balls, since I have zero balls, i would take one ball just to have some.
