MANDATORY FIRST POST WITH ALL OBNOXIOUSNESS

HELLO.

This may or may not be a successful first post to show ownership of the fact that I do have the liberty to own a corny blog. I’ve had a string of them in the past (that I may or may not have posted in), but the most recent one I’ve had — well, I forgot what its username was, so I don’t think it would be of any use anymore.