Taco Aliens: A Gruesome Mexican Taco Story

Max
1 min readJun 2, 2015

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(That is my thinking right now, my least favorite tweet.)

Apparently, Ms. Senorita Senorita was eating a tortilla, well, taco tortilla. And then all of a sudden a taco alien came. You might think, what’s a taco alien? Well, taco aliens are big fat monsters and have oversized and gruesome belly buttons.

Apparent taco alien from my imagination, well because this story is TOTALLY fake and I would state i found this on creepypasta.com but that’d be a lie.

After the gruesome attack of the taco aliens, not many people survived. Well, very few. But, Ms. Seniorita Seniorita is in the hospital from her blinded attack of the look whenever they take selfies and she #PhotoBombed (XDDDDDDDDDDD) it.

After the attacks, taco alien (which his/her name is Tac O. A. Lien, hence the ironic name since his biological name is tacous alienus) decided to go to some super market that I forgot the name of. Anyway, it had a Starbucks in it so it’s probably Target.

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Max

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