I didn’t find the original comment, but I wish to respond, nonetheless;

Dear sir, maybe you’re not smart, but I’d fuckin’ fuck you.

You should feel lucky, even if you don’t want to be fucked by anyone. In fact I think guys should threaten to rape other guys, when we mildly disagree with them, and always assume that throwing a dick into the uninterested men in their immediate area would be a blessing upon the dicked…you know, the way we treat women. So, in summary, shut up or I will rape you. Just kidding, again! One love, you garbage-person!